with your own penis?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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