ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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