So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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