your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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