I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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