Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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