i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Semen is not good for contacts.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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