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• Should've swallowed silly.

  Submitted by butterdog on May 1, 11 at 12:59pm

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• Actually, contacts aren't good for semen.

  Submitted by bensanders on May 1, 11 at 11:39am

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• 2-ball throat cream

  Submitted by ewufan on May 1, 11 at 1:01pm

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• But it is good for ur gums

  Submitted by beanner on May 1, 11 at 12:11pm

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• you'd be surprised what one can do with semen

  Submitted by sergieaux on May 1, 11 at 1:47pm

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• Close your eyes...it will all be over soon ;)

  Submitted by vogiebear27 on May 1, 11 at 5:51pm

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• I see dead spunk monkeys.

  Submitted by bamajuice on Nov 16, 11 at 8:08pm

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• And this is the reason why the enlisted ranks of the Navy are a good euphemism for sex. They are all a bunch of seamen, ready to be deployed at a moments notice.

  Submitted by SeishinKitsune on May 1, 11 at 9:00pm

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• It is for the guy shooting the semen, so no problem for him.

  Submitted by Michguy on May 1, 11 at 4:10pm

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• that's what YOU think

  Submitted by bballer168 on May 1, 11 at 10:24am

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