You work out of a Hotel?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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