i barfeds in our rink
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You coming home soon, man?
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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