Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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