She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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