I think i sorta joined a cult last night
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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