Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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