I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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