fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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