what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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