me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I would fuck him just for his dog
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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