so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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