is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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