Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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