come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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