My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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