I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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