you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
