well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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