She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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