I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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