I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize