doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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