Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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