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  • what kind of whiskey? Cuz that makes a difference . . . if you drink good whiskey you are a gentleman regardless bad whiskey and you are a poor drink bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:30pm
  • 7:18 Honestly, that has actually been tempting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:38pm
  • They should just call this site "Trolls from last night" it's seriously getting dumber and dumber by the minute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:43am
  • I agree...the OP should kill himself and leave us the fuck alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Your all hipster whiners. I dream of mass suicide to an overly power bright eyes or animal collective song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:01am
  • ya i think thats true, my friend. (ps-you guys who are all jumping to post first are... SAD)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:09pm
  • Well... I'm better than all of you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:24am
  • "have you ever gave a reach around to a monkey, on the fourth of July, whistling the national anthem?" "ahh! What the he-- "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Are you my brother? I swear he just told me the same shit on the phone!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Nash you have a ways to go yet. Drinking whiskey alone is probably one of my all time favorite activities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:09am
  • Ya Sarre needs to kill himself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Junkyard I love you please sex me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Strolling or stumbling?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:42pm
  • Hey sexy vampire bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:42pm
  • The point of no return is between your second and third eight ball and third bottle of whiskey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:10am
  • i'm from the 614, and this sounds like 12 people i know. i'm not surprised....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Na dude, you're just learning the CORRECT way to deal with the parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:09pm
  • Got drunk to do hw...we should prolly hang out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Yeah, I have my own basement to be stuck in, but it sucks even worse. I think I'm driving myself quietly mad...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Well, yes, that sounds bad. But on the bright side, you weren't beating it to furry porn...right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:54pm
  • U suck dick, Texan. -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:19pm
  • I think ur my soul mate! Losers turn me on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Haha, only reason I say first is just for fun. And to see how many people bitch about it. =P So, that's one so far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:29pm
  • you should kill yourself man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Somtimes me and my gf drink whisky befor we hav secs we lik Jack Danyells bcuz it is our fayvrit to drink bcuz it is good then we hav secs and when we finnish drinkin the whisky my gf puts the botle up her pussy and it is so sexsy bcuz then she lics the botle and I'm lik babie that is so hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:41pm
  • 7:10 is 100% right lol And ya fuck off "sarre".... You're not a rebel, you're just super annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:25pm
  • My ass itches, should I masturbate? (male)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:01pm
  • You'll see many points of no return in life... just make sure to wave at them as they go by.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:55am
  • i enjoy furrys in my butt ocks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:23pm
  • uh..... i mean hell no...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:05pm
  • ^ Better quietly than loudly driving the rest of us there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Yeah. U were gone just from the parents basement. Get a job n enough money to day drink in your own place. Then we can respect u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:01pm
  • 11:41 you sound like a drunken idiot. Stop drinking. -Sarre (and in case you didn't know, SAR-RE means sarcastic rebel. Since all you think you're so cool being rebels, I'm a rebel of the rebels.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I have a vagina, it's wet and waiting for your raging cok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:01pm
  • 1152 Please go kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:41am
  • Sarre is a douchebag tool who should ne murdered in his sleep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:25am
  • Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:50pm
  • This text is funny...in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 1:07 NCIS reference FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:29am
  • Been there. Done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Practice? We're talking bout practice?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:32pm
  • don't bring Gibbs into this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:12am
  • 11:50 My names not Mikey I think yur thinkin of yur bf and not of me but I hop things get betur for you soon bcuz my gf is sexsy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:58pm
  • You can always return. Cmon son! - ocho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Texas is oklahoma pants!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:15am
  • I am a Scotsman and if you were drinking scotch you would have had more points in my book sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:53am
  • Srsly wat the FUK mikey!! Y the hell wold u tell the hole fucking world bout r sex lif!!! Were thru period omfg. And just so wverybody nos i lyked the botle wayyyyy betr than ur skinny ass cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:50pm
  • oh you could be like Gibbs on NCIS, and build yourself a boat :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:07am
  • This is awesome!!!! -Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:19pm
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