Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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