bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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