you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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