well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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