i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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