i need an iv and a liver transplant
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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