Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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