Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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