im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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