i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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