apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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