Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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