have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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