like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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