Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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