You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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