Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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