Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize