how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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