Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
