fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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