I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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