Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just saw a hot homeless man
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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